I watched a movie called "The Adjustment," about a Chiropractor who quits, goes back to school and becomes an famous Orthopedic Spine Surgeon. I didn't really like it.

Too much backstory.

Trump quits US actors' union

Makes sense, why stay with a union after quitting your career in showbusiness?

Daft Punk calls it quits

Maybe if we get lucky, they will get together one more time.

Local hospital forced to shut down after obstetrician quits suddenly

They're having a midwife crises

Two blondes were passengers on a four-engine plane...

Suddenly, one of the engines quit and the pilot announced that the plane would now be fifteen minutes late.

A short time later, another engine quit. The pilot announced they would be thirty minutes late.

Then the third engine quit and the pilot announced that they would be one hour la...

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A child crashes his bike in front of a church

The priest see's this and bring the boy inside to treat him. The boy having a concussion stays the night in the church. In the middle of the night he hears a blood curling scream. The next morning he asks the priest what the sound was and says "I am sorry my child I cannot tell you for you are not a...

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