In University I was doing a 'Degree In Communism' . . . but had to drop out after the first year . . .

. . . lousy Marx

Son: Dad, I’d like to drop out of high school.

Dad: That’s alright son, just remember.
Son: Remember what?
Dad: I don’t like pickles on my Big Mac.
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My topping game sucks, guess I gotta go to McDonald’s more often

My girlfriend said she's gonna drop out of school. I told her no...

How hard can kindergarten be?

What’s the worst school to drop out of?

Obviously, flight school

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Due to the pandemic, I had to drop out of my marksmanship class.

I'm going to miss everyone.

Why did the socialist drop out of high school math?

Because there were too many damn inequalities.

Why did the ice cube drop out of highschool?

It was too cool for school.

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Sex ed drop outs

Three little boys are walking home from school on report card day and one says "I can't believe that bitch failed us in health class, we should kidnap her and tie her up"

The second one says 'yeah and rip off all her clothes"

The third one says "yeah and then suck her dick"

If you think Hillary is going to drop out of the presidential race, you should know Hillary doesn't go down...

That's why Bill had Monica.

As a law school drop out, I struggle with alcoholism...

I just can't pass a bar

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

The local bar was so sure that its owner was the strongest man around...

that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him.The challenge was that the owner would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a beer glass, then hand the lemon to the customer. Anyone who could squeeze even one more drop out of the lemon would win the money.Over the years many...

Everything you need to know about Australia

I REALLY hope these are true


These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)


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Kanye West Concedes After Failing to Get 0.5% of Vote in Early Returns

Now he is an electoral college drop out

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Jack Shitt: This Is His Story

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS TO YOU: "You don't know Jack Shitt"

\[Now you'll know the entire story!\]

**Jack Shitt** is the only son of **O. Shitt** and **Awe Shitt**. O.Shitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Shitt, who later ran *the Kneedeep Inn-Shitt*. Jack Shitt eventually married **Noe...

if a group of fish is called a school

if one leaves, is he called a drop out?

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