Drop Out Jokes - 12 Hilarious Drop Out Jokes

In University I was doing a 'Degree In Communism' . . . but had to drop out after the first year . . .

. . . lousy Marx

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Why did the socialist drop out of school?

He was really struggling with the classes.

Getting really low Marx.

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What's the worst school to drop out of?

Aviation school.

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Due to the pandemic, I had to drop out of my marksmanship class.

I'm going to miss everyone.

Son: Dad, I’d like to drop out of high school.

Dad: That’s alright son, just remember.
Son: Remember what?
Dad: I don’t like pickles on my Big Mac.
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My topping game sucks, guess I gotta go to McDonald’s more often

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My girlfriend said she's gonna drop out of school. I told her no...

How hard can kindergarten be?

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Trump won't drop out

I wonder how that makes Republicans feel, being forced to carry something ***to term***

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Why did the ice cube drop out of highschool?

It was too cool for school.

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As a law school drop out, I struggle with alcoholism...

I just can't pass a bar

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If you think Hillary is going to drop out of the presidential race, you should know Hillary doesn't go down...

That's why Bill had Monica.

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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Three limbo dancers walked into a bar.

They had to drop out of the tournament

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