An ostrich walks into a bar and orders 100 beers. The bartender, understandably caught off guard by both the bird and the request, looks the ostrich up and down. "A hundred? That sounds like alcoholism to me my fine feathered friend. How about we start you off with 5 and see where it takes us?"...
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As my wife lay there, handcuffed to the bed…
…covered in semen with a buttplug hanging out of her ass, wo things occurred to me…
First, since I took her virginity all those years ago, she had become more uninhibited in the bedroom than I could have ever anticipated.
Second, she had clearly forgotten that I was going to be home ea...
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