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A puffer fish went to a surgeon because his puffer mechanism wasn’t working right.

When he got back he talked with his fish friends for a bit.

They asked him, “How did your surgery go? Did they fix your puffer?”

He replied, “It went *swell*.”

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What do you call a puffer fish which takes a long time to inflate?

A Buffer fish

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TIL Dolphins deliberately get high on the nerve toxins of puffer fish by chewing on them and passing it around

Talk about ‘puff puff pass’, amirite?

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day

Give a man a puffer fish and he will eat for the rest of his life

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