So, the church in my town fell on hard time recently
There wasn't hardly enough money coming in to keep the lights on. So, with the approval of the priests, the friars began selling flowers from the Church's magnificent garden. They were a hit, and soon the flower money was rolling in in droves. A few days after they start, however, Tony, the local fl...
I'm starting a band who will sing songs in the style of Boy George that publicly shame bad behavior and call for boycotts of questionable opinions...
...It's called Cancel Culture Club.
Demand the real poo!
So there’s a boycott of Equinox and SoulCycle...
Don’t you mean personcott?
People of USA are fed up of the current Presidential candidates and decided to hold a mass boycott
As Americans hated all the candidates so much, that no one voted. The government is in a panic, trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: A literal presidential race.
The three candidates would run a lap around the ...
After hearing about the boycott, I've decided to give up eating Chick-Fil-A
...but only on Sundays.
Why did Martin Luther King Jr. boycott laundry detergent?
Because it told him to keep his whites and colours separate.
How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
People want to boycott brands because of political and religious views
I just want to be able to afford those brands.
I’m a fat man starting to feel spiritual
As I looked into all the different religions, I found that that all of them, in one way or another, involved abstaining from food. Hindus, for example all give up beef. Mormons boycott alcohol and coffee. As a Catholic you can eat anything most of the year, but have to give up the foods like most fo...
Survivor: Texas Edition
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas Edition".
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas then drive a circuit to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Brownsville, Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, Amarillo, Abilen...
So my wife just hit me with a "mom joke".
She says, "oh look, there's whiteout conditions in Washington D.C. I bet Will Smith is gonna boycott"!
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The 2016 Election
The election was in such shambles that none of the US citizens were voting, there was a nation wide boycott of the election.
Since no one was voting there had to be a way to decide who the next president was going to be. It was agreed that a foot race around The Whitehouse would determine the...
Topical Jokes for 6/20
(For best results, imagine these being read by your favorite late night personality)
In Maryland, two teenagers have won a marbles championship. The winning teens quickly said thank you, then boarded their time machine, to return to the year 1937.
In Illinois, a university is offering ...