My Hispanic friend keep telling me that NASA always have sent chicken propelled rockets to space
Look at all the "Apollo" missions, he say
A man is falling out of a plane.
A man is falling out of a plane, intending to go parachuting. He pulls the ripcord, and it breaks.
Okay, he thinks. That's why there's a backup. He pulls the backup ripcord, and... It breaks.
At this point, he's thoroughly worried. But then, he sees a guy flying up right at him, as tho...
The Swing Bar
Jim's friends take him to a bar he hadn't been to before then. It was like any other joint, minus the oddly cheap booze, and the group of people huddled in the corner.
Jim asks the bartender what they're doing, and he explains that they're having a "swing".
Jim and his friends venture...
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