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Natural Gas Jokes

Why does Russia have so much natural gas?

Because their leader is always Putin

So my oilfield is haunted, turned out quite profitable...

Now I can sell Super-Natural Gas!

Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President

First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you w...

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