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Some fucker got my wife Prego during my deployment to Iraq...

Everyone knows our family prefers Ragu.

Help! I really dont want to get my gf Prego but...

I cant stand the way she acts when shes on the Ragu.

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This pasta has AoT level writing, by the time you get to the last line everything you previously read will get whole new meaning. Enjoy

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>!gf is prego!<

>!we like to get kinky anyways!<

>!one night things get particularly saucy!<

>!i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights!<

>!wtf it's red everywhere and she's ob...

A woman covered in pasta sauce takes a pregnancy test

Turns out she's Prego

What does a woman get for letting an Italian man nut inside her?

Prego

A study shows that eating 2oz of concentrated tomato sauce per day can keep a man's sperm count up

If you keep that up, your girlfriend just may get Prego.

What is a pregnant women's favorite sauce?

Prego

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