Unscrupulous Jokes

from silks to elephants, once he even purchased an enslaved nun. Calls himself Jack of All Trades, and master of nun.

A new flower shop opens up. Its run by these two friars. Because they atlre so dedicated to their trade, the other flower shops can't compete. They hire a goon named Vito to beat them up and run them out of business, but he doesn't want to beat up the holy men. He refers them to his buddy Hugh who i... read more

Bill, an unscrupulous painter, would often thin down his paint when hired to do a job, and pocket the money he'd save.

One day, the local church decided to do some long-awaited maintenance, and hired Bill for the job.

Bill gets to work, and after a good few hours, he's nearly done - as... read more

Jim had caught his younger brother stealing money from his room earlier. He had chased him all the way into the back yard and was about to throw a stone at his brother when his father appeared.


Dad: In the bible it says: “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone......”... read more