The man who cross breeds labradors and poodles will be adequate for the job at hand.

The labradoodle dude'll do.

What do German poodles and Chinese noodles haves in common?

They have oodles in common!

The class had to write a short, rhyming, two-lines poem as homework.

Lisa stands up and proudly recites :



*Yesterday, my Dad and I we went to town*

*And I got a nice blue bike of my own.*



"That's a lovely poem, Lisa!" says the teacher.

Now it's Timmy's turn. He stands up and recites theatrically :



*When octob...

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Two men are walking their dogs

Two men are walking their dogs, a Poodle and a German Shepherd. They decide they'd like to go into a bar for a drink. "But we can't bring our dogs into that bar," says the Poodle's human.
"No problem," says the German Shepherd's human. "Just watch this." He pulls out a pair of sunglasses and walk...

A man got home from his walk and his wife said:”Thank god you got home safe it’s raining cats and dogs!!!”

The man:”It’s not raining that bad I didn’t even step in any poodles”

What happens when it's raining cats and dogs?

You have to look out for poodles.

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