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Border Collie Jokes

Border Collie

# At the end of the day, a Border Collie reported back to the rancher, "All 50 sheep accounted for, boss!"

# "Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.

# "I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."

I was totally shocked that my Border Collie loved the Harry Potter movies

I mean, he completely hated the books

I used to have a border collie...

...then my parents fed him too much and he became husky.

A boy is walking home with groceries and his border collie...

... and he comes across a pool of toxic waste.
Absolutely shocked at this sight, he dropped his groceries and let go of his dog. His dog wasn't the smartest, and it jumped into the toxic waste. The boy's groceries also fell in. After finally recovering, the boy called the cops to report both h...

Border collies are not very inbred...

You know what dogs *are* inbred?

Hotdogs.

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How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!...

Two border collies are going to sleep on their farm.

Suddenly there is a loud noise from the sheep area.

Tom the border collie jumps up asking, "Did you hear that from the sheep, Boomer?"

Boomer the Collie: "Of course I herd them."

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Farmer and his dog...

A farmer asks his Border Collie if he wants to hear a joke.

The dog replies yes.

The farmer says: There's a flock of sheep...

The Dog says: Herd it...

What breed will Donald Trumps dog be if he wins the election?

A Border Collie

What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall?

Border Collies!

I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness.

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