Saw a dog in the park this morning that was a cross between a cockerpoo and a labradoodle.
A cocker doodle poo, if you will.
The man who cross breeds labradors and poodles will be adequate for the job at hand.
The labradoodle dude'll do.
A man walks into a vet
He is holding his pet duck and says to the vet can you make duck better
The vet holds him for a minute and hen says he’s dead
The man says are you sure can you run some tests
The vet says ok and brings in a labradoodle the dog sniffs and looks at the vet and shakes his head. ...
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The Aristocrats return to the talent agency...(OC)
The agent says, "Holy fuck, not you asshats again." The father shakes his head, "No, no. It's a totally different show. I swear, this one is going to be really big." The agent has a slow day, so he waves his hand for them to continue.
The father looks at his son, "Ok, Bernard..." and the son...