What do you get when a pomeranian looks at Medusa?
You get a pomegranite.
If a Pomeranian looked Medusa in the eyes...
...it would become a pomegranite.
I have a litter of Pomeranian puppies specifically nurtured to look like a French loaf, 500$ per pupper
Please don’t ask me to go lower on the price, they are *pure bread*
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A man gets rescued after spending his whole life on a desert island.
(this one is very long, be warned)
He was stranded on the island as a little boy, he knows how to speak but he knows nothing about the wonders of the modern world. Him and his family were thought to have perished in a freak yacht accident, nobody ever found the yacht. He somehow managed to su...