I have a litter of Pomeranian puppies specifically nurtured to look like a French loaf, 500$ per pupper
Please don’t ask me to go lower on the price, they are *pure bread*
A Dachshund and a Labrador are walking together when the former suddenly unloads on his friend.
“My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a Pomeranian and I’m as jittery as a cat.”
“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the Labrador.
*“I can’t. I'm not allowed on the couch.”*
What weighs more: A pound of feathers, or a pound of dogs?
The dogs. A pound can house many of them and even a pomeranian weighs at least a few pounds.
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A man gets rescued after spending his whole life on a desert island.
(this one is very long, be warned)
He was stranded on the island as a little boy, he knows how to speak but he knows nothing about the wonders of the modern world. Him and his family were thought to have perished in a freak yacht accident, nobody ever found the yacht. He somehow managed to su...