I have a fear of numbers which aren't the ratio of two integers.
It's really irrational.
List all odd integers from 1 to 20
1, 3, 5, 7, George Bush, 13, 15, 17, 19.
The set of natural numbers, the set of rational numbers, and the set of integers walk into a bar
Before long, they've had their fill and start causing drunken havoc, disturbing all the patrons. The bartender intends to get to the bottom of this matter. Reasoning that a mathematician would be able to help, he calls Bertrand Russell.
"Hey, I've got three sets in my bar and they're acting p...
Why can’t integers swim?
Because they can’t float
When someone tells you that the integers are a more useful set of numbers than the natural numbers, stop talking to them.
You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?
He was Squared Straight.
I tried to explain what integers are
It was pointless
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A professor asks a math student, an engineering student and a medical student what 2+2=...
A professor asked a math student, an engineering student and a medical student, "What is two plus two?"
The math student excitedly states: "That is a solvable problem. The set of integers is a closed system under addition. Two is an integer, so the sum of 2 and 2 must also be an integer. Supp...
Completely Original Joke About Numbers That I'm Sure Has Never Occurred To Anyone
While I've always been able to count on the cardinal numbers, I find that some of the integers can be negative, but at least they're still rational. But as long as a number can be real with me, I don't care how dense they might be.