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“Girl, you put the Ass in Asymptote...”

Because I can never seem to touch it.

They call me the asymptote

I always drive 1 mph under the limit

Are you a rational function?

because I could ride your asymptote to infinity.

A Math Quip

You couldn't tell an asymptote from a hole in the graph

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