You're in math class learning about quadratics.

You: The y-intercept is (8,0) right?

Student 2: Parabobly.

What do you feed a baby parabola?

Quadratic Formula

What do you call an issue with the graph of a quadratic formula?

A parabolem.

I sang the quadratic formula to my gf

I found 'x'

Who was the Arab that derived the quadratic formula?

Al Gebra

I love quadratic equations so much I would give up my first born child for it

and that’s not a hyperbola

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

I love my girlfriend!!

She’s like the square root of -100, a solid ten and doesn’t exist...


*cries in quadratic formula*

I offered to pay a friend to help me find the answers to a quadratic equation.

The equation was X^2 - 7X + 12 and even though I was prepared to give cash he gave me the answers for free.

Told girl on flight she was pretty

and she replied "Tell me something I don't know." So i asked if she remembered the quadratic formula.

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