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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you call an issue with the graph of a quadratic formula?

A parabolem.

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Who was the Arab that derived the quadratic formula?

Al Gebra

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What do you feed a baby parabola?

Quadratic Formula

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I sang the quadratic formula to my gf

I found 'x'

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I love quadratic equations so much I would give up my first born child for it

and that’s not a hyperbola

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I offered to pay a friend to help me find the answers to a quadratic equation.

The equation was X^2 - 7X + 12 and even though I was prepared to give cash he gave me the answers for free.

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