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Polygamist Jokes

How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie, three Mrs. Hippie...

Why were the wives of a polygamist awarded a degree in physics?

For splitting an Adam.

a polygamist walks into a bar...

And he says to the bartender,

"I'll take five please"

Did you hear about the polygamist cat?

He had nine wives!

What's the difference between a polygamist and a cat?

A cat has 9 lives while a polygamist has 9 wives

I think I might be a polygamist.

My wife has multiple personality disorder.

What did the monogamist say to the polygamist?

You can't have your Kate, and Edith too.

What does a polygamist family have for dessert every week?

Birthday Cake

A polygamist lion walks into a bar with 3 of his wives: a giraffe, an ostrich and a llama.

He walks up to the bar and asks the rhino bartender to recommend a beer.

Rhino: "Sure, we have lots of great choices on tap."

Lion: "C'mon man... Can't you see I prefer longnecks?"

What’s the difference between an IT professional and a polygamist?

The IT guy has two computers in case one goes down, the polygamist has two wives in case one doesn’t.

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