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My father sold podiums

And he always stood behind his product

I endorse podiums

Thatโ€™s a product I can stand behind!

-Norm Macdonald

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

A woman is desperately looking for a husband, but she happens to stumble upon a stores that sells men.

The woman can't believe her luck, and runs inside. On the first floor, there is a sign that reads:

"Welcome to the Husband Store! There are 9 floors in all, but be warned: once you go past a floor, you're not allowed to go back down. You either make a purchase, or leave empty handed."

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