What's the difference between a chiropodist and a drummer?
One of them bucks up your feet and the other....
Did you hear about the chiropodist who got bored and moved out of town?
He got itchy feet!
I am so, so, sorry.
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A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good “house of ill repute.” He was told to go to 225 West 42nd St. By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St., the office of a chiropodist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised bu...
Which profession has the worst sense of humour?
Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes. But opticians like them *cornea*.