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Chiropodist Jokes

I beat my chiropodist at poker, pool, darts, table tennis AND 15 different video games, but at no point did he stop smiling.

The man knows how to deal with de feet.

What's the difference between a chiropodist and a drummer?

One of them bucks up your feet and the other....

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A man goes into a chiropodist. The chiropodist, a young woman, tells him to wait in the consulting room, she’ll be there in a moment.

When she walks in, the man is standing with his pants down and his dick on the table. The woman just glances at it and says
“That’s not a foot”.

The man smiles and says
“Give it a minute”.

Did you hear about the chiropodist who got bored and moved out of town?

He got itchy feet!



I am so, so, sorry.

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Wrong place

A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good “house of ill repute.” He was told to go to 225 West 42nd St. By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St., the office of a chiropodist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised bu...

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes.
But opticians like them *cornea*.

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