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The Old Lady Who Makes Bets

A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because "It's a lot of money!"



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What do an electrician and a mortician have in common?

Theyโ€™re both shocked when they touch a live one.

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