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Grateful Dead Jokes

Why is it so hot at the Grateful Dead concert?

Because their fans don't work.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of weed?

"Wow, this music really "

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What do Grateful Dead fans say when they run out of drugs?

Hey guys, what's that horrible music?

Source: A friend who followed the Dead around told me this years ago.

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I told my wife if I caught her The Grateful Dead again, I'd order a mob hit on her.

Now she's sleeping with the Phish.
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