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Perils Jokes

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Two prostitutes talking about the perils of work.

The first Prostitute asks the second "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The second Prostitute replies "No, but I have been slung round by my tits before."

Perils of being a Sniper

What’s the one thing snipers can’t tell their wives?  



I missed you this morning.

Once I've read about the perils of alcoholism I've decided to stop...

...reading.

I work as a spy for the US government.

One of my more deadly assignments involved going after a mad scientist in Italy. I was having dinner with one of my contacts over some delicious cheesy rigatoni. Then, out of nowhere, I was hit by a shrink ray and tossed into my food with the sound of evil laughter. Fraught by the perils of steaming...

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