The best feeling in the world is waking up realizing that you don’t have to deal with the repercussions of what you did in your dreams...

That is until my wife wakes up and I have to deal with the repercussions of what I did in HER dreams

Don't you dare hit that drum again!

If you do, there will be repercussions!

I was told that my actions could have grim repercussions.

I though ' isn't that what Death sits on?'

So me and Death are trying to steal a sofa from a warehouse

The guard caught us and told us if we took the sofa there would be repercussions from it.

I retired from rock drumming, but now I'm back!

Repercussions

My flatmate is a drummer and his practicing has been getting on my nerves

I told him that if he didn't stop, there'd be repercussions.

Why are drummers impulsive?

They never consider the repercussions.

I played the drums once, but I swore never to do it again.

I didn't want to deal with repercussions.

Budum dum crash

If a drummer quits band, but comes back later, would there be repercussions?

God, I wish I was Cupid.

So I could shoot people without repercussions

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

An American and a Russian are arguing about who had more freedom back in the old days of communism.

The American says that if he wanted he could pee in front of the Statue of Liberty with no repercussions.
The Russian says that he could go to Red Square, drop his pants and take a dump right in front everybody with no problem.
After more than a few vodkas, the American admits that he exagge...

I must be getting old...

While reading a post about someone asking for "short clean jokes" this one came to my mind and I can't believe I remember it entirely after such a long time... I do not remember having read it here but if it's a repeat ~ I'm sorry...

So here goes...

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Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

I broke the drums at the bar where I work, so my boss had to order a new set

He told me there would be repercussions

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