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Perfect Pitch Jokes

When do you know if you have perfect pitch?

When you pitch an accordion into a dumpster and it perfectly smashes a banjo.

What did the person with perfect pitch say when their friend stepped on a bee?

That's a b flat

A couple of banjo jokes

Q: What's perfect pitch?

A: Tossing a banjo into a dumpster and not hitting the sides.



Q: What's the difference between a busload of banjo players and a busload of frogs?

A: More likely than not, the busload of frogs is going to a gig.

Did you hear about the opera singer who threw the game-opening baseball?

They say he had perfect pitch.

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