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Pastimes Jokes

Suicide bombing is one of my favorite pastimes.

Once you try it, you'll never go back.

TIL College football is actually a combination of two American pastimes

Coercive land grabbing, and exploiting unpaid black labor

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Barnyard antijokes, written by an AI

Q:
What's the difference between a horse and a duck?

A:
A horse has legs but a duck has feathers.

Q:
Why do elephants play hide-and-seek?

A: They don’t have to worry about winning.

Q:
How much is a cow worth?

Answer:
100 Pounds.

Q: ...

A old man and his wife get into a car accident...

They both end up dying and going up to heaven. The man looks around and astounded at how beautiful it is up there. The weather is perfect and he can see that all of his friends are about to go play golf, one of his favorite pastimes. It's everything he could imagine and more.

A man in a white...

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