Passing Gas Jokes - 12 Hilarious Passing Gas Jokes

What did Drake say after passing gas?

Farted from my bottom now it's clear

Bonus - Sharted from my bottom there's a smear

As a metal worker, I always get blamed for passing gas....

Because whoever smelt it, dealt it.

I came up with this while welding a base for a table.

My dad taught me everything I know about passing gas.

I've been under his tootelage my whole life.

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What did my girlfriend say when she narrowly held in passing gas after having sex?

That was too close for cum fart.

What's the difference between an establishment where alcohol is served and an elephant passing gas?

One is a Bar Room, the other is a BAROOOM!

This little old lady goes to the doctor

This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing ...

Mother Superior is travelling

Mother Superior was traveling by bus with a young novice nun.

They had to change buses in anothyer city.

They had packed a lunch and found a bench in the bus station to spread their lunch on a cloth between them.

As they ate the young novice noticed a large scale in a corner t...

A little old lady goes to the doctor

The doctor asks why she’s there and she responds with “I’ve been passing gas a lot. They don’t have a smell or make any sound. I’ve passed gas three times in this office and you didn’t even notice.” The doctor listens to her and tells her that he thinks he can help, then he gives her a prescription....

An old lady is sitting with her doctor

“I’ve been having the most terrible flatulence, doctor. I just can’t stop passing gas. Luckily, they’re silent and they don’t smell at all. Why, you couldn’t tell but I’ve farted at least five or six times in the few minutes I’ve been here with you.”

The doctor pulled out his prescription pad...

Granny goes to the doctor's office, suffering from terrible gas.

"Doctor, it's awful, I'm paying gas all the time, but thank the Lord, they don't make any nose or smell bad."

So the doctor gave her a pill and told her to come back the next week, and when she did as he ordered, he asked how things went, and she replied "it's better, I guess... I mean, I'm p...

Health problems

An old woman went to her doctor for a checkup. She complained about having terrible gas. She told the doctor it was very strange because she was constantly passing gas but it never made any sound and had no odor at all. "I'm not kidding.", she said, "I've passed gas at least 3 times since you've ...

Three macho Eskimos were arguing about who had the coldest igloo, so they decided to check each in turn.

Three macho Eskimos were arguing about who had the coldest igloo, so they decided to check each in turn. Sure he’d clinched the argument, the first Eskimo pulled back his polar-bear-skin blanket and revealed that his bed was made of ice.

“Nah, mine’s colder,” claimed the second Eskimo. And wh...

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