What do a person with celiac disease and a person teaching French have in common?
To them, bread is pain
Credit to my girlfriend
How do Germans with celiac disease greet each other?
Gluten Morgen!
A man with Celiac disease willingly ate an entire loaf of bread.
He was a gluten for punishment.
(NSFW) I have celiac disease, and my BDSM wife likes to tie me up and feed me wheat bread...
I’m a gluten for punishment.
Just moved to Germany from America and I’m really offended by people disrespecting my celiac disease. Everywhere I go people are playing this weird game:
Gluten tag
Why did the man with celiac disease eat a loaf of bread?...
He was a gluten for punishment
Sorry if this offends anyone with gluten issues. Our son can't have gluten right now, so this joke came to me while I was toasting him some gluten-free bread.
Wanna hear a joke about celiac disease?
You won't get it.
What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?
A Gluten Morgan
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