Celiac Disease Jokes - 6 Hilarious Celiac Disease Jokes

What do a person with celiac disease and a person teaching French have in common?

To them, bread is pain

Credit to my girlfriend

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I have celiac disease but I still eat bread

I'm just a gluten for punishment

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Wanna hear a joke about celiac disease?

You won't get it.

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(NSFW) I have celiac disease, and my BDSM wife likes to tie me up and feed me wheat bread...

I’m a gluten for punishment.

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Why did the man with celiac disease eat a loaf of bread?...

He was a gluten for punishment

Sorry if this offends anyone with gluten issues. Our son can't have gluten right now, so this joke came to me while I was toasting him some gluten-free bread.

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What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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