How do Germans with celiac disease greet each other?

Gluten Morgen!

A man with Celiac disease willingly ate an entire loaf of bread.

He was a gluten for punishment.

Celiac disease was discovered first in France

They know that bread is pain

(NSFW) I have celiac disease, and my BDSM wife likes to tie me up and feed me wheat bread...

I’m a gluten for punishment.

Wanna hear a joke about celiac disease?

You won't get it.

Why did the man with celiac disease eat a loaf of bread?...

He was a gluten for punishment

Sorry if this offends anyone with gluten issues. Our son can't have gluten right now, so this joke came to me while I was toasting him some gluten-free bread.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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