Paradises Jokes

Son: dad, what does mum have between her legs.

Dad: paradise

Son: what do you have between your legs.

Dad: the key to paradise

Son: maybe you should change the locks.

Dad: what? Why do you say that?

Son: because the neighbour has a 2nd key to it.

It was the ‘storm of the century’. On death row, Franz was reading his religious texts, looking for God, even as the inmates of the neighbouring cells were having an explosive argument about who should get to shower first. ’14 days to execution’, Franz thought, as he physically and mentally trembled... read more