A guy goes to prison for tax evasion and fraud. When he arrives at his cell, he finds that his cellmate is this huge, mean-looking dude. The new guy nervously smiles at his new cellmate and looks around awkwardly.
The big dude then says “You wanna play mamas and papas?”
“Errrmmm…. no ...
Baby balloon couldn't sleep
He had a bad dream so went to his parents room to sleep in their bed. Papa balloon was so big that baby balloon couldn't fit in the bed. He undid Papas' balloon knot and let some air out to make him smaller but he still couldn't fit in the bed. He then undid Mamas' balloon knot to let some...
What's the least productive country in the world?
The Vatican. They've only ever produced 27 papas.
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