Little Johnny..

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench with a box of chocolate bars, casually unwrapping one, eating the bar in its entirety and then moving on to the next chocolate bar in the box. A man set next to him and after a few minutes of watching Johnny work through the box he says, “Surely eating that ...

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

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A joke that’s got me various death threats

So there was a horse, and this horse was really talented. He was great on guitar. One day he found himself watching youtube and stumbled upon a Jimi Hendrix song which inspired him to start a cover. He practised this cover really hard, eventually becoming inspired to create a cover of a whole Jimi H...

What do you call a male gynecologist?

Pap daddy.

Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach.

One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and ...

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