What's the difference between kung pao and the coronavirus?

One's Chinese take out, the other takes out Chinese.

What did the reddit user say to the CEO of reddit Ellen Pao

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A joke most likely to get me banned by Ellen Pao

So, a man walks into a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table.

He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!"

The flattered woman replies, "You really think so?"

The guy says, "Oh of course! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

A clearly exhausted Pao walks into a pub and orders a drink....

The bartender asks "long day?"

"No, all days are 24 hours long" Pao replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

Jet Fuel can't melt Ellen Pao

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Ellen Pao is actually right and we should respect her decisions

^jk ^lol

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I'm not saying Ellen Pao is Hitler but..

I haven't seen the two of them in the same room..

A cow and a cat are chatting in a field...

...and ultimately don't quite come to agreement on the topic of discussion.

The cat walks off smarmily and says, "Well, see you later, prime rib."

And the cow replies, "Yep, see you later, Kung Pao Chicken."

Regarding r/internetexplorer's decision to go private.

In a display of unity, our subreddit has chosen to vehemently reject the staffing decision made by Reddit and will be going private. CEO Ellen Pao's decisions have negatively affected this site and we stand with the rest of Reddit in this timely matter.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

What do you call it when a guy gets shot delivering Kung pao chicken?

Murder on the orient express

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive ಠ_ಠ

How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

Ellen Pao walks into [this content violates our ban on anti-reddit propoganda policy and his thus been banned ]

*Admin Note:*

*The next user to make a joke about our glorious leader Ellen Pao shall be banned along with the offending subreddit.*


*Grand Vizier Hippo Hamburger*

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

.....about 40 years.

I'd sit on Ellen Pao's face...

... Just so I wouldn't have to look at it.

Difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong-un.

One is tyrannical and ruthless dictator, who destroys each and every opposition and other is supreme leader of North Korea.

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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I owe my life to Ellen Pao.

I got in a horrible car crash and I was in a coma for 6 months. One day my nurse walked in and placed a photo of Ellen Pao on the desk next to me. I awoke from my coma, got up and threw that shit away.

With everything going on at reddit you would think that Pao would at least regreddit


Pao's reddit password leaked


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Chris Pratt, Jesus, and Hitler are sitting in a bar...

Jesus, Chris Pratt, and Hitler are sitting at a bar drinkin' a few brews.

Jesus says, "Hey we should all try and get in the Guinness Book of World Records!"

To which Chris Pratt replies, "Yeah, I bet I could get in it for most loved person in history."

Jesus then says, "and I be...

A Chef wanted to make some Filipino buns but could not figure it out

I guess he was not sia pao to make them

What is reddits least favorite dish?

Kung Pao Chicken

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Why Victoria Got Fired

Victoria calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I can't come to work today. I'm really sick. I have a headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I can not come to work."

Pao says, "You know Victoria, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my husband and tell him to give me sex. Ma...

The gun that killed Reddit

Went **Pao Pao Pao**

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A Chinese couple on their wedding night...

...were getting ready to consummate the marriage. As virgins, the man and the woman start talking about what they want to do.

"Honey, what would you like to try... I'll do anything that you might enjoy", says the husband.

"I'm not really sure", says the wife shyly, "but my friends...

What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

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