Asian People Jokes - 14 Hilarious Asian People Jokes

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With the way I see Asian people driving, it got me thinking...

Pearl Harbor might have been an accident.

Why can’t 2 Asian people make a white child baby

cause 2 wongs don’t make a white

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How can you tell the difference between Japanese people and other Asian people?

Use a Geiger counter

*Credit: my friend who has a lot of dark humour

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What do Asian people sing to their children at night?

Wok a bye baby.

What's the difference between racism and asian people?

Racism has many faces.

A young Chinese man is asking a wise monk:

"Master Chong-Li, why does everyone think we Asian people all look the same?"

and he responds: "Who the hell is master Chong-Li?"

I once knew a man who spun Asian people round in a circle a few times and when he was done they would be European

It’s the truth, he could disorient people.

Why won’t Logan Paul high five Ricegum?

He likes leaving asian people hanging

A racist, a misandrist and a misanthropist kills Thanos

The racist, Tyrone, says: "I need it - so I can remove all the asian people. I really don't like them".

The misandrist, Evelyn, says: "No I need it more - so I can remove all men from existence!"

"Don't be silly! If you remove all the men, women will die out too!" Tyrone shout...

If you drop your phone in water you should place it in a bowl of rice.

Asian people are attracted to the rice and are very good at repairing electronic devices.

NB. Thanks for being good sports Asian people!

Its best to put your phone on some rice when its wet

Asian people will come at night and fix it

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The Chinese take over the world, and start re-organizing the social structure...

They decide that the best way to do things is to separate everyone by race, and keep all white people in Europe and North America, all Asian people in Asia, all black people in Africa, etc.

Now, of course, the issue is that race isn't such a cut-and-dry thing, so after sorting through the obv...

Satan was severely depressed.

Fewer and fewer souls each new year were coming to hell and it was soon becoming quite empty. So Satan hired an analyst to find out what was going wrong. The analyst traveled all over hell, interviewed lesser demons, and surveyed the experiences of tortured souls, taking notes here and there. A week...

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