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Why did the microbe cross the road?

To get on the other slide(:

What do you call a microbe on your spine?

Backteria.

Researchers found a deep-ocean microbe which could explain transition from simple to complex cells

However, it passed away before it even had begun explaining.

What is the microbe's favorite country singer? (Original)

Amoeba Mcentire

What do you call an amoeba that heats things up?

A microbe-wave

An American, a German, and a Chinese man were all arguing over their drinks about whose country was the best.

An American, a German, and a Chinese man were all arguing over their drinks about whose country was the best.

The American started things off. "America invented the atomic bomb, discovered DNA, made the Internet, and went to the Moon. Without us, none of those things would have happened."
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