Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?
Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
Why can't paraplegics cook Chinese food?
Because they can't "wok."
Note: May be cheesy and offensive, but I coined this joke when humor could be silly and irreverent, and y'all were begging for non-reposts.
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