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Nuclear Physicist Jokes

What does the sign say on the office of a nuclear physicist who went on vacation?

Gone fission

How does a nuclear physicist ask for a salary increase?

Gamma rays.

What is a nuclear physicists favorite food?

FissionChips

Nuclear Physicist Bartender

How did Nuclear Physicist mix drinks at his party?

With a Piña Collider.

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

A nuclear physicist is drinking at Oktoberfest...

He approaches the bar to and calls over a barman. The barman asks what he would like, and the physicist raises one finger and says,

"Ein Stein".

you know whose divorce will be most dangerous

Nuclear physicist coz the judge will split his assets..

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