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What does the sign say on the office of a nuclear physicist who went on vacation?

Gone fission

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How does a nuclear physicist ask for a salary increase?

Gamma rays.

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What is a nuclear physicists favorite food?

FissionChips

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Nuclear Physicist Bartender

How did Nuclear Physicist mix drinks at his party?

With a Piña Collider.

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What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

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A nuclear physicist is drinking at Oktoberfest...

He approaches the bar to and calls over a barman. The barman asks what he would like, and the physicist raises one finger and says,

"Ein Stein".

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you know whose divorce will be most dangerous

Nuclear physicist coz the judge will split his assets..

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