Marie Curie Jokes - 12 Hilarious Marie Curie Jokes

Marie Curie is my favorite scientist of all time.

She was absolutely radiant.

What's the difference between Mariah Carey and Marie Curie?

One glitters, the other glows

My grandpa once told me he dated Marie Curie.

He was attracted to her glowing spirit and radiant personality.

Sadly, their relationship became toxic.

There’s a new movie out about Marie Curie.

It received glowing reviews.

Marie Curie was a brilliant physicist but Einstein was exponentially smarter than her.

E = M.C.²

What is Marie Curie’s favorite food?

Fission chips.

Why Marie Curie won two Nobel Prizes?

Because she was very rad.

I had a party for the worlds greatest historical figures, here are their RSVPs

Isaac Newton: "I'll drop in."

Socrates: "I'll think about it."

Charles Darwin: "I'll wait to see what evolves."

Marie Curie: "I am radiating enthusiasm."

Ivan Pavlov: "I'm positively drooling at the thought."

Albert Einstein: "It will ...

What is Marie Curie's favorite movie?

It's A Wonderful Half-Life

What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both won’t be investigated very closely.

The first planet to win a Nobel Prize?

Marie Curie

Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal.

Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.

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