What's the difference between Mariah Carey and Marie Curie?

One glitters, the other glows

What killed Marie Curie?

Curieosity

Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal.

Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.

What is Marie Curie’s favorite food?

Fission chips.

Marie Curie was a brilliant physicist but Einstein was exponentially smarter than her.

E = M.C.²

Why Marie Curie won two Nobel Prizes?

Because she was very rad.

What is Marie Curie's favorite movie?

It's A Wonderful Half-Life

In response to the invitation for a rather unusual reunion of all time greats.......

\* Newton said he'd drop in.
\* Socrates said he'd think about it.
\* Ohm resisted the idea.
\* Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
\* Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved.
\* Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm.
\* Volta was electrified at the prospe...

What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both won’t be investigated very closely.

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