What's the difference between Mariah Carey and Marie Curie?
One glitters, the other glows
What killed Marie Curie?
Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal.
Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.
What is Marie Curie’s favorite food?
Marie Curie was a brilliant physicist but Einstein was exponentially smarter than her.
E = M.C.²
Why Marie Curie won two Nobel Prizes?
Because she was very rad.
What is Marie Curie's favorite movie?
It's A Wonderful Half-Life
In response to the invitation for a rather unusual reunion of all time greats.......
\* Newton said he'd drop in. \* Socrates said he'd think about it. \* Ohm resisted the idea. \* Boyle said he was under too much pressure. \* Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved. \* Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm. \* Volta was electrified at the prospe...
What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?
They both won’t be investigated very closely.