Which laptops do Taliban use?

infiDELL

How do McDonald's employees protect their laptops?

They use McAfee

Why don't priests have laptops?

Because that space is occupied.

How many laptops does HP make?

A pavilion

Why do laptops weigh more in the UK compared to the US?

The keyboard adds an extra pound.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

As an annoying guy, I wish women were like laptops.

They get turned on when I push their buttons.

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