How do McDonald's employees protect their laptops?

They use McAfee

Why don't priests have laptops?

Because that space is occupied.

How many laptops does HP make?

A pavilion

Why do laptops weigh more in the UK compared to the US?

The keyboard adds an extra pound.

Tired of the modern world, a businessman visited a monastery to seek a simpler life

Entering the monastery, he saw monks in simple robes practicing their meditations and tending to the grounds.

"Ahh," he thought, "here is a life free from distraction!"

But walking into the study halls, he discovered monks staring into laptops. In the wings, he saw monks typing on iPa...

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