I was watching a documentary on marijuana

I think all documentaries should be watched this way

I recently started watching pirate based movies and documentaries.

Now I’m hooked.

I watched a documentary on marijuana last night.

I really enjoyed it. From now on that's how i'm going to watch all documentaries.

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I walked in on my teenage stepdaughter masturbating

She yelled "WTF dad! Do that in your own room!"

(It wasn't like this in the documentaries)

I love the BBC’s documentaries about time and space!

I really quantum to continuum!

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Why I don't watch science documentaries with my mum.

Man on TV: Microwaves travel at the speed of light
Mum: Fuck me, that's impressive. Microwaves are heavy.

I was planning a school shooting, but had to cancel it because of the virus.

Apparently filming school documentaries isn't "essential".

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