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Documentaries Jokes

I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…

…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.

I recently started watching pirate based movies and documentaries.

Now I’m hooked.

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A Canadian, an American and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.

They were given everything they needed to succeed and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.

The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration, he spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.

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I love the BBC’s documentaries about time and space!

I really quantum to continuum!

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Why I don't watch science documentaries with my mum.

Man on TV: Microwaves travel at the speed of light
Mum: Fuck me, that's impressive. Microwaves are heavy.

I bought a new "Smart TV"...

>Now I can't watch Celebrity Big Brother. It will only let me watch Neil deGrasse Tyson space documentaries.

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