Liquid Nitrogen Jokes - 5 Hilarious Liquid Nitrogen Jokes

A scientist took a selfie while he was drinking liquid nitrogen

He was quoted as saying "It was the coolest shot I ever took"

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What do you call an aquarium filled with liquid nitrogen?

Oxygen defishent.

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So I put my finger in liquid nitrogen today..

And I am glad to inform you it's still more than 0K.

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As a practical joke I arranged a bucket of liquid nitrogen so that it fell on our chemistry teacher when he opened the door.

He must have found it funny. He completely cracked up!

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Ole and Sven go to Hell

Ole and Sven, ignoring the -60 degree windchill warnings, froze to death while ice fishing in northern Minnesota and descend to Hell.

Coming to check on his new arrivals from up North, Satan is surprised to find Ole and Sven enjoying themselves, finally removing coats and hats that they've ...

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