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Neutron Stars Jokes

What do creationists and neutron stars have in common?

Density

I like my men like I like my neutron stars

Hot, dense, and degenerate.

The heaviest things in the universe

3 - Neutron stars

2 - Black holes

1 - The collective weight of the people who thought this was a yo momma joke

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