What do nuclear plants serve their workers for lunch?

Fission Chips

Me: So I went fission.

Me: So I went fission.

And I caught a fish thiiiis big.

My Friend: Are you gonna split it with me?

Which fast food produces the most radiation?

>!Fission chips. !<

Why is the electron not at the nucleus?

It's gone fission.

I set up a small nuclear power plant in my garage.

It was running well until I got busted by a fish and game warden of all people. He gave me a fat ticket for not having a fission license.

What is a nuclear physicists favorite food?

FissionChips

Why did the Nuclear Power Plant have an aquarium built next to it?

To put all its nuclear fission.

What do you get if you apply enough heat and pressure to Pringles?

Fission chips

Yesterday I was talking to an alien from space..

Turns out they eat radio active materials. I ask it what its favorite meal was.

It told me, fission chips.

What did American physicists say to the US government after German scientists discovered how to split atoms?

Don’t worry, theres other fission, DC.

He was an expert on all types of atom splitting.

In fact you could say he is a fission-ado.

A nuclear scientist sent me a dodgy email

I've heard about this fission scam

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

What does the note on a vacationing nuclear physicist's office door say?

Gone fission.

Why did the nuclear physicist miss the laboratory meeting?

Because he was gone fission.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

What do you get if you mix plutonium with a fishing rod?

Nuclear fission

Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly.

They're just fission for compliments.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

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