Me: So I went fission.

Me: So I went fission.

And I caught a fish thiiiis big.

My Friend: Are you gonna split it with me?

I set up a small nuclear power plant in my garage.

It was running well until I got busted by a fish and game warden of all people. He gave me a fat ticket for not having a fission license.

Why did the Nuclear Power Plant have an aquarium built next to it?

To put all its nuclear fission.

Yesterday I was talking to an alien from space..

Turns out they eat radio active materials. I ask it what its favorite meal was.

It told me, fission chips.

What is a nuclear physicists favorite food?


What do you get if you apply enough heat and pressure to Pringles?

Fission chips

What is a scientists favorite lunch?

fission chips

What do British nuclear engineers eat?

Fission chips.

What did American physicists say to the US government after German scientists discovered how to split atoms?

Don’t worry, theres other fission, DC.

He was an expert on all types of atom splitting.

In fact you could say he is a fission-ado.

What does the note on a vacationing nuclear physicist's office door say?

Gone fission.

A nuclear scientist sent me a dodgy email

I've heard about this fission scam

Why did the nuclear physicist miss the laboratory meeting?

Because he was gone fission.

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

Which take away food produces the most energy?

Fission chips.

What do you get if you mix plutonium with a fishing rod?

Nuclear fission

Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly.

They're just fission for compliments.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

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