August 20, 2020: Scientists have discovered a "mystery object" in space. The object is equal to 2.6 solar masses.

March 1, 2021: (Update) Scientists have determined that the “mystery object” is made up of unmatched socks.

I always thought I was destined for Stardom

But then I realised my mass was below 0.08 solar masses.

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