Need For Speed Jokes - 7 Hilarious Need For Speed Jokes

The Pope is saddend that he never sees much of the countries he visits and decides it's time for a change

After a visit to Berlin, the Pope decides he wants to travel to Rome by car. Off course, he didn't bring a car and so the German government seizes the opportunity to impress him with German engineering. They lend him the most powerful car they have available, with a German driver/bodyguard. And off ...

What would drive Tiger in the woods?

A need for speed.

What game does a drug addict play the most?

Need for speed.

What do you call a race in wheel chairs?

Need For Speed Special Edition

What’s a meth addicts favorite game?

Need for speed.

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

I felt like doing some service today, so I decided to donate some video games to the Rehabilitation Center for Meth Addicts.

They seemed particularly fond of "Need for Speed".

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