Electronic Arts CEO Andrew Wilson has a one night stand.

The woman he was with contacts him soon after to let him know she was pregnant, and wants him to own up to his mistake.


Andrew then replies, "It's not a mistake, it's surprise mechanics."

Electronic Arts should release physical analog day planners.

DLC for Months.
.
Literally.

This is the award I got for 10 years at Electronic Arts - My biggest accomplishment

A sense of pride and accomplishment.

I don’t like to use painting softwares

Because it is Electronic Arts

I went to an Art Gallery, it was $60 to enter and $80 to look at each picture.

It was called Electronic Arts.

Job Interview

A games programmer is at a job interview at Electronic Arts.

As the interview comes to an end, the interviewer glances down at the programmer's résumé and sees "please turn over" written at the bottom.

He turns the résumé over, but finds that the other side is blank.

The intervi...

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