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You hear the one about Electronic Arts?

The punchline in $25.

I went to an Art Gallery, it was $60 to enter and $80 to look at each picture.

It was called Electronic Arts.

Electronic Arts should release physical analog day planners.

DLC for Months.
.
Literally.

Electronic Arts, the games company, have had their lawyers in court stating that:

”There not loot boxes in our games, there surprise mechanics”.

Yeah right, that's like saying:

”It's not paedophilia its early access”.

This is the award I got for 10 years at Electronic Arts - My biggest accomplishment

A sense of pride and accomplishment.

I don’t like to use painting softwares

Because it is Electronic Arts

Job Interview

A games programmer is at a job interview at Electronic Arts.

As the interview comes to an end, the interviewer glances down at the programmer's résumé and sees "please turn over" written at the bottom.

He turns the résumé over, but finds that the other side is blank.

The intervi...

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