a dog and a cat are having an argument on who is the favorite of humans.
the dog says, "humans like us more, they have even named a tooth after us, the canine tooth. Naming such an important body part after us shows that they like us more."
the cat slowly smiles and says, "you're reall...
A man walks into a bar and sees a mason jar full of money on the counter
*"You sure get a lot of tips"* he says. "That's not a tip jar" says the bartender "you see, we like to play a little game here. You put five bucks into the jar, you get three tasks, and if you complete them, the entire jar is yours. Wanna play? *"Sure, why not?"* "Alright, here we go....
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