A guy takes his car in to the mechanic after it mysteriously stops working
The mechanic opens up the hood, to find a small fruit bat hanging upside-down in the engine bay. The bat looks up at the mechanic and says "you look nice today mate!", Immediately the mechanic straightens up and says to the car owner "well, that's your problem right there!
My hands disappeared mysteriously today.
I can't really point my finger at what caused it.
The largest city in North Yorkshire has mysteriously vanished!
Police are desperately searching for Leeds.
I saw $50,000 mysteriously put into my bank account
I want no trouble, so I decided to leave it where I found it
What do you call a walnut that has mysteriously disappeared?
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People all over the planet have started ejaculating mysteriously.
What is this world coming to?
Everyday someone mysteriously adds more dirt on top of my garden
The plot thickens
A group of 8 year old kids mysteriously get drunk at a slumber party
A boy has 5 of his friends over for a slumber party. His friends mom buys the kids two 2 liter bottles of Root Beer and begins serving it to the kids. Before the kids get through the first bottle they begin to act drunk, and the parents begin to notice that they smell like alcohol. One of the kid...
He arrives mysteriously. He helps others, performs miracles, gets betrayed, and finally ascends into the heavens.
E.T. was a great movie.
What do your room and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
Things mysteriously disappear there.
What does The Nativity and Mamma Mia have in common?
A mysteriously pregnant woman is visited by three men who worship her child.
There was a man who believed that he could cook the best meal ever existed in the history of kitchen culture, and he wanted to show his dish to the most talented an known chefs from all around the world
He invited all the top chefs of the world that he could reach to and organized a nice evening where he would cook and serve his special course. After the chefs came, he went to the kitchen and began cooking. Even though the chefs insisted, he didn't let anyone in and mysteriously prepared his dish.<...