My grandfather was deployed to South Korea when North Korea attacked. He was, by all accounts, a terrible gunner. He struggled to hit enemy tanks and even if his shell did hit, as if some curse was upon him, the shell would either be a dud or fail to pierce through the enemy's armour. Despite this, ...
Two priests are showering
Two priests are showering when one says to the other “Damn I’m out of soap”
The other priest says “I’ll go to my office and get some”.
So the priest picks up two bars of soap from his office, but on his way back he hears the voices of two nuns down the hall.
The priest, stark ...