Two priests are showering when one says to the other “Damn I’m out of soap”
The other priest says “I’ll go to my office and get some”.
So the priest picks up two bars of soap from his office, but on his way back he hears the voices of two nuns down the hall.
The priest, stark ...
So I was walking down the street one day, when an oddly dressed man caught my attention.
He was wearing a long, white, clinical robe and shouting at nearly everybody that came within his proximity. Having foolishly stopped out of curiosity he approached me. “Global Warming is having a drastic effect on the globes axis!”, he yelped. “The rotation of the Earth is speeding up dramatically,...
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During the Korean War
My grandfather was deployed to South Korea when North Korea attacked. He was, by all accounts, a terrible gunner. He struggled to hit enemy tanks and even if his shell did hit, as if some curse was upon him, the shell would either be a dud or fail to pierce through the enemy's armour. Despite this, ...