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Occult Jokes

What does an occult window washer use?

A squeegee board

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It's a well-known fact that Hitler...

It's a well-known fact that Hitler often consulted astrologists and people involved in the occult to get direction while Germany fought in World War II.

One day he decided to thank his chief astrologer and called him into his office to say, "we've done really well in the war and I'm grateful...

What do you call someone who manages the money of an organization that practices black magic?

An occultant
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