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Motivates Jokes

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What motivates a grammar nazi?

Word domination.

What motivates teens to protest climate change?

They're doing it for the Greta good.

How dads of kenya motivates their kids?

by saying: 'kenya do this?'

I got fired after telling my boss that he motivates me...

To find another job..

Interviewer: What drives you? Candidate: The bus mostly.

Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?

Candidate: Missing the bus!

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A Czech joke for you. (I think it is at least, it was written on page categorised as that)

A Russian soldier unit is flying to Chechnya and the Captain motivates soldiers: "Men, for every Chechen head you will get a bottle of vodka." The plane lands, the door breaks down, the soldiers scatter. In a few minutes they return and everyone has brought a couple of heads. The captain is all pale...

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