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Monologues Jokes

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I watched "The Vagina Monologues" on mute but I still understood the plot

I can read lips.

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My school was performing the Vagina Monologues last week...

I knew something fishy was going on.

Useful Metric Equivalents

* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 m...

A famous film director announces that he wants to make a movie called The Life of Frank Sinatra...

... He also announces, in a strange twist, that he'll be holding open auditions for the lead role. Now this young, up-and-coming actor hears about this chance, and thinks to himself, "Oh man, this is my chance for a big break!" So he hires the best acting coach he can find and goes to him with some ...

The camping story

A couple of years ago I went out camping in the woods with a few of my friends. It was a dark and stormy night, and we felt very alone in our little tent, so we started telling scary stories.

I described how the hills we were in used to be coal mining country, and the coal mines were dark and...

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